Yes, I post things all in a row because I am at my fiancee's parent's house and they actually have internet. Here is a daycare story for the hall of fame; it's a one-liner but it's classic. We'll call this child John, though the name is changed for his protection. He's two, soon to be three, and a bit of a hypochondriac.
As he's showing me his latest scratch (note, there was nothing there... no scratch to speak of) he exclaims, "Miss Emily, look at my new booby!"
Boo boo? Perhaps I'll teach my children the proper names for things, just in case they get their anatomy confused some day. :)