How To Bag You A Man

Today at work a little girl admitted to me that she had a crush on one of the boys in my class. I find this humorous as she is four and he is two. She said that it didn't matter.

Throughout the time I've worked at the Center, I've observed some pretty funny love triangles. Listed below are what I'd like to call Pre-School Rules For Dating:

1. Forget homogenous relationships. You may be dating someone totally different at the table toys center as you do in home living. All in the span of twenty minutes.


2. For girls trying to get a boy, always get two of whatever is passed out in gym. For instance, "Oh Jackson! I've got two hula hoops! Want one?"


3. Boys: chase her... hard. Run her down if you have to. Just make sure she doesn't get away.


4. Holding hands is like kissing and kissing is like, well... you know. However, if your teachers see you doing either of them expect a stern talking to.


5. Girls: If, by chance, the question arises as to who actually is your boyfriend organize a footrace to occur on the playground. The first one to the fence and back is the one.
6. Remember that your significant other's parent will always, always think you're cute and nice. At this age, it's all about the innocence.

And just remember if any problems arise, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Try again in about sixteen years.